Batboy, I am Your Father blog2

Dad let me play with his light saber today. It was a lot of fun! Well, except for the cat incident. Sorry Fluffy IV, or as he is known now, the head of Fluffy IV. Anyway it was a lot of fun! That thing slices and dices way better than that Ginsu Knife that they had to take away from me in Kindergarden! Sorry Fluffy I. Mom says no more cats for some reason. Anyway, it was fun!

Darn Arsonists!

I was going to go fishing. That is why I was digging for worms when I hit that gas pipe. All I know is that I woke up in the middle of the street and half the neighborhood was on fire. Last thing I remember was running in the house to get those matches so i could see down the hole. The only thing I can figure is that an arsonist snuck up on me from behind, knocked me unconscious and stole my matches to light the neighborhood on fire. That must of been what happened. Now will someone please help me find my eyebrows?

Honest Abe blog 2

I know I said I was going to start cloning Abe back in March, but the chemistry set that I ordered was put on back-order and when I finally got it there were no cloning instructions in the set. Well, long story short, I sent it back and got the fifty dollar set because I thought it would have more instructions, but there were no cloning instructions in there either. This is going to be harder than I thought.

Dine and Dash

Hahah! I feel so alive! Today I did a Dine and Dash at this restaurant and it was really exciting! The bill came to $7.40 and when the waitress brought it and walked away I threw $10.00 on the table and ran the heck out of there! Man, that was the craziest thing I have ever done. I sure am glad I didn't get caught.

Plastic Allergy

I found out this morning that I'm allergic to plastic. I was playing with a plastic bag and when I put it over my head I had trouble breathing, but when I took it off I was fine again. Now I'm probably going to have to take shots or something! What a drag! :(

Knock On The Noggin blog 2

I hit my head really hard again today. It made me realize that I'm not who I thought I was. I'm really not Hannah Montana. No wonder those people kept calling the police every time I showed up at that beach house. Well, I guess I better get back to the Tipton Hotel. Mr. Moseby is going to be furious with me. I hope I still have my job as a bellhop. Esteban needs to put food on the table.

A Million blog 2

Hahah! I am sooooo stupid! I just figured out that million dollars I found under that park bench was just a dollar bill. Someone just drew six zeros in after the one. I thought that pack of gum was expensive. Well... it was the kind with juice inside.