Saturday, July 31, 2010

Darn Arsonists!


I was going to go fishing. That is why I was digging for worms when I hit that gas pipe. All I know is that I woke up in the middle of the street and half the neighborhood was on fire. Last thing I remember was running in the house to get those matches so i could see down the hole. The only thing I can figure is that an arsonist snuck up on me from behind, knocked me unconscious and stole my matches to light the neighborhood on fire. That must of been what happened. Now will someone please help me find my eyebrows?

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