Darn Arsonists!

I was going to go fishing. That is why I was digging for worms when I hit that gas pipe. All I know is that I woke up in the middle of the street and half the neighborhood was on fire. Last thing I remember was running in the house to get those matches so i could see down the hole. The only thing I can figure is that an arsonist snuck up on me from behind, knocked me unconscious and stole my matches to light the neighborhood on fire. That must of been what happened. Now will someone please help me find my eyebrows?

Honest Abe blog 2

I know I said I was going to start cloning Abe back in March, but the chemistry set that I ordered was put on back-order and when I finally got it there were no cloning instructions in the set. Well, long story short, I sent it back and got the fifty dollar set because I thought it would have more instructions, but there were no cloning instructions in there either. This is going to be harder than I thought.

Dine and Dash

Hahah! I feel so alive! Today I did a Dine and Dash at this restaurant and it was really exciting! The bill came to $7.40 and when the waitress brought it and walked away I threw $10.00 on the table and ran the heck out of there! Man, that was the craziest thing I have ever done. I sure am glad I didn't get caught.

Plastic Allergy

I found out this morning that I'm allergic to plastic. I was playing with a plastic bag and when I put it over my head I had trouble breathing, but when I took it off I was fine again. Now I'm probably going to have to take shots or something! What a drag! :(